At least… in digital form. I will always be immortalized here in SPIXIE.com, but several of my Humans have acquired a Google Voice number with my name in it! I will live forever…
… or until Google goes belly up.
I just found out that the Humans will be headed out of town in a couple of weeks. I can’t decide if I am going to stay here or find a four-star somewhere closer to the night life.
Not much going on around here… the Big Guy’s biggest goldfish, Bait, died after living over nine long years. The Big Guy, the Girl Who Feeds Me and the Girl With Catpan Duty had a little burial ceremony in the vacant lot across the street, which was a little weird.
Oh well…. time for a nap.
Some Humans say that cats are useless. I say some cats are useless. Some Humans are useless, but that’s a very long blog post for another day.
I have a brother who is grossly overweight. He obviously gets no exercise at all, laying about all day as if he had no responsibilities. I, on the other hand, am very active and helpful around the house; thus, my incredibly svelte figure and to-die-for muscle tone.
Here is a photo of me helping with the laundry. I also keep the top of the computer monitor dusted. Once daily, I move useless clutter– pens, paperclips, papers, etc.– from the Big Guy’s desk to the floor where it can be collected and removed. For some reason, he just puts it back on the desk. At least, I am doing my fair share to keep things in order.
Okay…. something weird just happened which will move this article into the category of `Funny Human Tricks`… the Girl Who Feeds Me just lifted my tail toward the Big Guy and said, in her `cat voice`: “Hey there, dude!”
I am sorry, but I fail to see the humor in making my rear end look like it’s talking but, hey, I am not a Human. I do not claim to understand them; I just keep them around for amusement.
The Big Guy and I are watching Fox News. The U.S. Senate appointee from Illinois, Roland Burris, made the largely choreographed attempt to assume his Senate seat at which time he was turned away by Senate Democrats.
The Fox News babe says, “Burris and the Democrat Senate leadership don’t want this to turn into a wild melee.” Another reporter called it “chaos and high drama!” But from what I could tell, it was the media that had turned the event into a spectacle.
Take away the reporters stumbling over each other and all you’ve got left is an old black man trying to get to the job.
