Posted by Spixie | Posted in Funny Human Tricks, sabiduría de gato | Posted on 01-28-2009
Tags: laundry duty, nasty humans, sleep
Some Humans say that cats are useless. I say some cats are useless. Some Humans are useless, but that’s a very long blog post for another day.
I have a brother who is grossly overweight. He obviously gets no exercise at all, laying about all day as if he had no responsibilities. I, on the other hand, am very active and helpful around the house; thus, my incredibly svelte figure and to-die-for muscle tone.
Here is a photo of me helping with the laundry. I also keep the top of the computer monitor dusted. Once daily, I move useless clutter– pens, paperclips, papers, etc.– from the Big Guy’s desk to the floor where it can be collected and removed. For some reason, he just puts it back on the desk. At least, I am doing my fair share to keep things in order.
Okay…. something weird just happened which will move this article into the category of `Funny Human Tricks`… the Girl Who Feeds Me just lifted my tail toward the Big Guy and said, in her `cat voice`: “Hey there, dude!”
I am sorry, but I fail to see the humor in making my rear end look like it’s talking but, hey, I am not a Human. I do not claim to understand them; I just keep them around for amusement.
Look here scrawny boy…I am not overweight…I am just thick and fluffy!! I told you I take after Dad…he is long haired and BIG. You, o little one, take after Mom. She is FULLY grown and only weighs SEVEN lbs…she is also short haired like you.
Don’t hate me cause I have a full, luxurious mane and you have…well…not so much hair!
I love you anyway bro’…keep it real and don’t let the Big Guy harrass you too much!
It is well-established in the scientific cat community that, in a sibling relationship, one usually gets the bulk of the brains while the other gets the brawn. (If you need me to explain that to you, let me know, bro…)