Catnip Is For LosersOne Cat`s Viewpoint

If you parked your furry rear end in front of the TV last evening for my acting debut, you already know that my award-winning performance fell victim to the censors. The Big Guy got plenty of air time, but I was nowhere to be seen.

I could brood about the Man keeping the feline down, but I won’t… even though I did overcome a bit of depression by taking a long nap.

Fame is like a bad itch… so elusive.

On a more positive note, I have decided to name my newest Human “The Girl Who Sleeps.” I swear, she has got to be part cat. Or a relative, ’cause that sister can snooze.

… that is, as long as I don’t end up “on the cutting room floor,” as they say.

The Big Guy was interviewed right in his office by a reporter for WSB-TV Channel 2. It was about something really important, although I don’t remember what it was and I don’t really care.

What is important, however, is that the camera guy got some great action shots of me walking on the desk; chasing the little bug that runs around on the computer screen; climbing up the Big Guy’s leg…

Being a television star is exhausting business. I need a nap.  The Big Guy will probably post a clip of my performance later, so check back.