Catnip Is For LosersOne Cat`s Viewpoint

If you parked your furry rear end in front of the TV last evening for my acting debut, you already know that my award-winning performance fell victim to the censors. The Big Guy got plenty of air time, but I was nowhere to be seen.

I could brood about the Man keeping the feline down, but I won’t… even though I did overcome a bit of depression by taking a long nap.

Fame is like a bad itch… so elusive.

On a more positive note, I have decided to name my newest Human “The Girl Who Sleeps.” I swear, she has got to be part cat. Or a relative, ’cause that sister can snooze.

There’s a new Human coming to stay with us for a while. Nobody asked me first, but she seems okay. We’ll see how it goes. I just don’t want the situation to get out of hand… too many Humans can be a really bad thing.

On a positive note, the Big Guy moved his office to free up some space for the new Human. I insisted on a spot up high with a view of the outdoors. I don’t get out much, but it’s essential to keep up with what’s going on.

Here’s a pic of me in my new spot. It’s nice, but I may need a heating pad. It’s gonna be a cold winter, I hear.