Catnip Is For LosersOne Cat`s Viewpoint

For the past two or three weeks, I have had a strange desire to flee from my Humans’ abode and explore the world. So far, my howling has only resulted in the Big Guy letting me run around in the garage.

I jump up and grab the doorframes. I have bloodied the arms of the Big Guy with bold sneak attacks while he works. I leap out to attack the legs of the Girl With Catpan duty. Last night, I chased the Girl Who Feeds Me.

I have an appointment with the doc next week to figure out what’s going on. ‘Cause I feel weird. Crazy weird.